Watch In Awe As I Present A Mediocre Game Of Mine As Pretentiously As Possible
Hello, I'm a USCF national master and one of the very best players in the history of southwest Arcata. Did I mention that I'm a national master? I did? Oh, OK. Because I am.
As you might imagine, in my storied chess career I've played quite a lot of brilliant games. There was that time I sacrificed a queen against Charlie Burton (USCF 1463). I also sacrificed an exchange once against Fred Hopkins (USCF 1211), though some still claim I didn't notice the rook was hanging. Fools! Anyhow, this next game is a positional masterpiece that I'm pretty sure you'll gain at least six hundred rating points by going though.