On Pants

Pants are never discussed in an open forum.

I believe pants are common.

Wearing them shows that one conforms to society like a slave and is willing to obey any silly rule that comes along, like wearing a tie for example.   It could even be said that pants are like a gateway drug that leads to the wearing of bow ties.  

To defy the laws of tradition is a crusade only for the brave.

I have freed myself of pants and the oppression they represent.   And I have never seen the world so clearly as I do now.   Obama says he wants change, well I've got your change right here, bucko!   

Launch date for the Chess.com Pantsless Players of Chess chess club:

1/1/09.