double blog: thoughts on the newly announced mega pokemon and switch 2 versus switch
this is my second ever blog that will be a double blog and the first blog in ages not to feature IceConeDragon in the thumbnail so a pretty crazy blog, production for part 2 of my tadc series was delayed too long so I have decided to write on some pretty new news. The new news is that we got new mega evolutions being introduced in Pokémon: Legends Z-A. Mega dragonite, being discussed about last of the three, mega victreebell, which we will insult about first and mega hawlucha, who we will question the design of second and another article about whether the switch 2 is really better than the original Nintendo switch? The only reason I am writing about this article is because I recently got the switch 2 so I have first hand personal experience, versus the public opinion. In even newer new news I will be doing a review for the FNAF movie after halloween. I have already watched the movie but it's better to leave the review for halloween. But now it's time to look into the review for some new mega Pokémon from Pokémon Z-A. Number 1 has to be the l sigma, goofy design HQ core:
Mega Victreebell! 
this Pokémons mega evolution isn't terrible but it could use some improvement, Victreebells mega, like I said before looks too much like an upside down, heavy balloon. What's it even storing in there that makes it seal itself up. That thing looks like it gobbled down Homer Simpson in one ago. The design is still okay but it's not something that I would put on my final team in Pokémon Z-A. Also, doesn't this Pokémon need to breath in air? All its lungs and organs are inside its body which Would mean the mega Pokémon is strangling itself and committing suicide💀 Also, how does this Pokémon poop? Does this Pokémon poop out of its mouth? Reminds me of the time me and my friend were walking around and saw a slug doing a poop. Weirdly this Pokémon has facts?
But whatever else can I talk about on this disgustingly disgusting Pokémon? Nothing, see? I ran out of things to talk about on this Pokémon and it hasn't even been thirty lines. That's why I have to move onto the second mega evolution covered in this double blog. He's literally fly and he delivers powerful moves to screw over your opponent, Its
Mega Hawlucha
This design is a lot cooler than the original Hawlucha design but the only thing that really changed in Mega Hawlucha is that it got something on its head that looks like a mask. Also counting the fact that it got extra feathers. Br o honestly looks like he is worshipping Arceus💀 Thinking to itself that it has as much plot armour as Ash's Pikachu. This is something I might put on my team, depending on the fact that it looks better in game, but if it looks worse I'mma use this once for an advantage and then in the box it goes. Also it kinda reminds me of those evil leaders putting up their arms.
yeah and here are the facts. If you think I'm lazy putting out the facts now, you find something to write about Hawlucha and post it in the comments which I can already tell you aren't going to do. But if you do get any extra facts I will credit you and put it in the blog. Also this is kinda a double blog so I'm not gonna waste everyone's time so much they don't read the second part.
Okay, now we can finally move to the last and most, the cherry on top, something that I have Been waiting for for years:
Mega Dragonite
Some might say that this is a lazy design and that we should have gotten Mega Flygon instead. I can kinda agree to Mega Flygon being there, I can't believe that it should be instead, we have been waiting for mega Dragonite just as long as any other Dragon type Pokemon that doesn't have a mega evolution, and as dragon types become more common, so do the needs for those mega Pokémon. But Dragonite was the first fully evolved dragon type Pokemon and clearly deserves a mega Evolution here. The only problem here is that there is no need for the extra little wings, they're not going to help Mega Dragonite fly so they may as well not be there at all. The only use I really see for those wings are that they make Dragonite a tiny bit cuter. You can't deny that it was pretty smart to add the pearl Dratini and Dragonair had but Dragonite didn't have. I like the wings on its head being the way it flies. For me it adds another layer of cuteness to the Pokémon.
Well now its time to bring out the official Pokemon facts
Well I hope you enjoyed part one of the blog because there's a part 2!
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So a few months ago Nintendo dropped their latest console. The sequel to the Nintendo switch and boy can I tell you that the release caused crazy things. People waited at Gamestop overnight to get the switch 2 earlier than anyone else, not to mention that before, preorders for the switch 2 sold out within the hour, but when people got it from GameStop the screen was broken, of course they did all get fixed switches, but that isn't what I am here to write about, I'm here to get comparing. So first let's look on the switch 2 from the outside.
The switch 2 wins this by a mile, instead of the Nintendo's trashy switch charger on the bottom so you can't play multiplayer out side of the TV, we got chargers on the top on top of the switch 2 and the bottom. another thing upgraded is that the stand at the back of the switch 2 better and can move farther than the original switch's stand, its also harder to push over. The switch 2 also has more air vents to let air escape and the highlight of the outside has to be
and on top of all of that the switch 2 is 10.7 inches side compared to the original 9.4 inches. And don't forget that the screen is bigger. Once you get used to playing with the switch 2 controllers, it's more difficult to play with original switch 1 controllers, also the switch 2 has lighting that won't burn your eyes. I found that out after playing on my friend's switch and my eyes burning up. But now it's time to put in the inside of the switch's.
I am gonna start with one advantage that the switch 1 has over the switch 2, battery life. The switch 2 has as much battery as an OLED but since it uses up more battery its battery life is 2-6 hours! A crazy step down from the original switch's 4.5-9 hours! But that's nothing a charger can't fix. The only time that this will be a problem is on a chargerless plane with nothing else to do. Also, the switch 2 runs up to 120 fps! Which is 4 times more than the switch can have. Again, once you play with the enhanced graphics of switch 2, playing on the switch 1 will be like playing on something ultra crummy. Also while I was playing on my friend's switch with small controllers and burning eyes, The graphics of Fortnite were terrible. Also, Another step up with the switch 2 is that the switch 2 has 256 gigabytes of storage space, thats over a quarter of an entire terabyte! So yes that does end part 2 pretty quickly but did I ever say it was gonna be as long as part 1. So I say goodbye and I hope you enjoyed the blog.
Another massively crazy thing is that this has turned out to be my longest blog ever so I hoped you enjoyed reading it, I also wish that this blog will get over a hundred views like my TADC blog which is now at over 135 views! And the lines of this blog may not be 200 lines or something like that, but I am pretty sure that anything over 100 lines is long enough and I am happy with 150 lines, bye!
