If we could chat with chess peices

Queen: we abolish every peice in chess! 

Pawn: Nah me too i promote into you 

Random person: Hi chess peices!

king: who is that repulsive guy didturbing chess peices?

Another Person: The Queen is dangerous to other teams woo hoo!

Bishop: Am i here?

Rook: Shut up bishop talk chess not location! 

Another person: King is safe behind 8 pawns that peice is lucky!

Knight: Yee Haw Yee Haw

King: All you do knight is yee haw your ass! 

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