💩The Worst Game Possible💩
Today I am on a mission to create... the... worst chess game possible? No, not the best, the WORST. I want to see HOW bad a chess game can get- and if we can even get... 0 accuracy?? Buckle up, folks. You won't see a single good move from here. Prepare to cry, laugh, and just have a good time. Award-winning JETINATE speaking. Let's dive in.
WARNING! THE FOLLOWING CHESS MOVES ARE SO BAD THAT YOU MIGHT CRY.
We are at the starting position. What is the worst move for white here? Well, you may think a4, h4, f3, BUT NO! It is actually g4, the grob opening.
Now, what is the worst move for black? The answer is...
Apparently this is a book move. It is called the Alessi Gambit. Whoever Alessi is, I feel bad. The worst move now is f4.
Black has a -1.2 advantage. How can black throw it away and give white an +1.2 advantage?
Okay. The first two moves for both sides have been completed. Already, white has a 40% accuracy and black has a 24% accuracy. Damn. But, we ain't done yet!
Okay, black has a -1.4 advantage now. Now it is black's turn to be an idiot.
I bet 2 babies could play better. This is like: "Oh my opponent is rated 20 points higher than me they are so good, I better copy them." When, your opponent is 120 rated and you are 100 rated. 🤣
White is so mean... the bishop JUST got out of the house to explore the world and you're like: Hmm what should I play... I know! Move the bishop back, resulting in a -1.7 disadvantage. PERFECT.
... Congratulations, for being a absolute idiot, that is. We might get the world's most stupid 3-fold repetition in history.
NO 3 FOLD TODAY!!! White moves his king to f2, thinking he is magnus and then wonders why he is only rated 100.
"Ooh! That looks like fun! Can I join in?"
"Don't mind me, just walking around in the middle of a full-on war..."
Bro those two kings might as well kiss at this point.
Now that wasn't a bad move by itself, but you will see the point of the move soon...
Bro thinks he is Cangus Marlsen and just kills his own bishop. But, the white king is vegetarian, so he will go on a different route.
Oh dear lord...
While this does not hang a piece, the plan behind this move is so evil, so brutal, that even GMs will fear it. Stay tuned for the next few moves...
This move is the official worst move of the game. This does not only hang the rook, for it ALSO hangs mate in 2!! (10...d5+ 11. Ka5 b6#) But, black is 1 IQ so they will not see it, and, instead, play a interesting move. (That was the understatement of the century lol.)
WHAT A MOVE!! LOSING THE QUEEN AND MISSING MATE IN 2!! THIS DESVERVES AN OSCAR! WOW! You are so good that chess.com will bend the rules of the website! (By pushing your rating below 100, which is not usually possible.)
(Btw I also made that by myself do you like it?)
And folks, 10 moves was enough to give us:
...0 ACCURACY!
Well, I guess that is it folks. All you have to do to break this record, is get some 1 elo players, and let them play. I wouldn't be surprised if YOU could do it. YES YOU! That noob staring at the screen right now. You probably play worse than this when you are trying your best! You were probably like: "Wow this blog has some good tips" Well, just remember to thank me when you get your world record for worst chess game ever.
