The ULTIMATE Guide To MEME Chess Openings!
Welcome all to my blog post on meme openings! Get ready to see the brilliant boncloud, the captivating cow, and so many more! Let's not waste a single second! Get ready to start crying at how amazing (aka bad) these openings truly are!
Table Of Contents:
1. Boncloud; Everyone's Favorite
2. Cow; Moooo!
3. Brandon Jacobson Gambit; "I don't need my rook, take him!"
4. The Drunk Magnus Switcharoo
5. Knights In A Meadow
6. Conclusion
CHAPTER 1: BONCLOUD; EVERYONE'S FAVORITE!
The ultimate meme opening; the boncloud has been one of the most popular chess memes in history. I know the engine says it is bad, but look at this, Magnus and Hikaru play it too!
This opening will always be in our hearts. We don't care what you say, stupid stockfish! Boncloud is GOATED and forever will be. Right?
CHAPTER 2: Cow; Moooo!
You might know someone called Anna Cramling. She is good at chess, with a WFM title and is a very popular streamer. But she is not most famous for that. She is famous for inventing one of the best openings in history, the COW!
Again, party-pooper stockfish says: "No! No! No! You humans are so dumb just play e4 or d4 and..." Shut up you stupid fish. For proof, GM Fabiano Caruana played the cow once.
MOOO! Well, the cow is quite funny, but you ain't seen nothin' yet...
CHAPTER 3: Brandon Jacobson Gambit; "I don't need my rook, take him!"
This opening stirred up the community like CRAZY................ people were accusing him of cheating because he was beating GMs with this extraordinary opening!
Clearly Brandon didn't care about losing his rooks on move 3...
Even magnus plays this meme move!
CHAPTER 4: THE DRUNK MAGNUS SWITCHAROO!!!
The name may sound stupid but it gets worse when I show you...
Oh yes, very nice indeed.
CHAPTER 5: Knights In A Meadow
You may be confused by the name but let me show you!
CONCLUSION
Thank you all for reading this, I really hope after reading this you have a better understanding and appreciation of chess memes. Remember, enjoy life, and… screw stockfish. Just play Ke2 on move 2, ok?
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