All Iron Man And Captain America Movies Ranked From Worst To Best
In a previous blog, I talked about how I was watching the MCU for the first time. Right now, I'm on Avengers: Infinity War. I will post a blog soon about the whole MCU ranked but until then, here are all the Iron Man and Captain America movies ranked from worst to best! Enjoy!
IRON MAN
Here's how this is going to work: first I will rank all the Iron Man movies from worst to best then I will rank all the Captain America movies from worst to best then I will rank both the Iron Man and Captain America movies TOGETHER. So, IRON MAN:
3. Iron Man 3
I did not even finish this movie because it was so bad. The reason it was so bad was mostly because it was so FREAKY. The whole deal with like the lava zombies or whatever was just plain stupid... and also creepy. Also the whole thing with him having stress dreams or whatever was really dumb too.
2. Iron Man 2
Even though this movie didn't really have a point in the MCU, the action scenes were cool but it was a little too slow. Also, in every single Iron Man movie it seems like his tech is always in danger... bruh... 💀
1. Iron Man
This movie is fire. Iron Man is a funny character with a fun and slightly annoying personality. GREAT MOVIE. That's all I really have to say about it lol.
CAPTAIN AMERICA
3. Captain America: The First Avenger
I know, I know: you're probably FUMING with rage right now because this was at number 3 ( And I'm sorry to say but it does get worse... in my upcoming blog where I rank the MCU, this movie is going to be LOW on the list... ) Yes, this movie is the first Marvel movie in the timeline but tbh, it STUNK. ( I wish I could see all the facial expressions of the Marvel fans reading this right now hehe )
*SPOILERS AHEAD*
When Cap freezes at the end of the movie and realizes that it had been 70 years or whatever, I just thought was kinda dumb because now, everything that he did before didn't really seem to matter. Everyone that he knew was dead now because he had lost those 70 years and it's just like... "Bruh." Believe it or not, the first time I saw this movie I thought that the whole thing was a dream but then I watched The Avengers and I was like "Oh............... bruh.........." Anyways, this movie STUNK LIKE A PILE OF TURD INSIDE OF A GYM SOCK THAT HADN'T BEEN BUT IN THE WASHING MACHINE FOR 55 YEARS. ( That was harsh I just put that in because I want to make the Marvel fans mad hehe )
2. Captain America: Civil War
This movie took the Captain America film series in a WHOLE new direction. IT WAS SO. MUCH. BETTER. I like how they added the rest of the Avengers into the film which was unlike other Marvel movies. In the Iron Man, Thor, and Hulk film series, the rest of the Avengers don't appear but I like how we saw the Avengers in a Captain America movie. I also LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, how TOM HOLLAND SPIDER-MAN and ANT-MAN entered the Avengers. Both of these characters are so funny and I love them both. ( I don't really like Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man but the other 2 are AWESOME; Tom Holland is the best Spider-Man and I don't care what you say )
1. Captain America: The Winter Solider
Oh my gosh. This movie... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!! THIS IS WHAT I WISH THE FIRST MOVIE WAS!!! This movie is SOOOOO fire. There are so many good things about this one: The Falcon is introduced, ( Sigma ) Black Widow and Nick Fury enter the film series, ( Sigma ) It has a lot of action, ( Sigma ) And it also has a bunch of cool scenes like when Black Widow takes off her mask in front of the bad guy and they have a fight, ( Sigma ) The whole movie is so fire.
IRON MAN + CAPTAIN AMERICA RANKED TOGETHER
Here are both the Iron Man and Captain America movies ranked together:
6. Iron Man 3
5. Captain America: The First Avenger
4. Iron Man 2
3. Iron Man
2. Captain America: Civil War
1. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
I will post the entire MCU ranked blog... soon... ( "Soon" means probably this summer lol )
Thank you for reading! Hope you enjoyed!
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