When Will Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny Be On Disney Plus? ( 4 Part Blog )
PART 1 ( 82 )
Ok. I am officially mad. This movie came out JUNE 30, and it is STILL not on Disney+.
So. Here's something I don't understand: stupid eLeMentL came out in the theaters June 16 somthin' or other and they released it on Disney Plus September 13. Indiana Jones came out in the theaters June 20 and Disney Plus HASN'T EVEN PUT OUT THE RELEASE YET. OH AND haUNteD maNSIon came out like July somthin' or other and GUESS WHAT? THEY RELEASED THE #$%$#@#$%^%$#@ MOVIE ON DISNEY PLUS!!! THAT MOVIE, CAME OUT, BEFORE @#$%^& INDIANA JONES 5 AND YET THEY RELEASED THE @#$%^& MOVIE BEFORE IT!! HONESTLY, I WISH YOU COULD SEE HOW HARD I AM TypEInG THIS!! I AM BEING SO SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. I AM FURIOUS RIGHT NOW. IT ALSO CAME OUT ON DVD AND DIGITAL SO THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOOOO REASON FOR THIS NOT TO BE ON DISNEY PLUS YET. ALL IT SAYS IS STUPID "theRATricaL traILER aviliBLE noW!?!?!" I LITERATELY CALLED DISNEY PLUS THEMSELVES TO ASK ABOUT IT BUT IT WAS LIKE: "Your wait time is 10 minutes" and 30 minutes later, they just hung up. Blud.
I know Disney Plus didn't forget about the movie, because they took the time to put the trailer out, and they also have this whole like behind the scenes little short OF Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny on there as well. So I guess the only thing I can do is just keep checking... he he... EVERY SINGLE STINKIN' DAY UNTIL THEY GET I- *Clears Throat* So, ummm... I will see you for my next blog... OR MAYBE I'LL DRAG THE RELEASE DATE OUT LIKE 3 MORE MONTH-
PLEASE EXIT THE BLOG BEFORE JET EXPLODES... EVEN MORE THAN HE IS ALREADY
PART 2 ( 100 )
I SAW IT. I SAW INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY.
In today's blog, I will be rating this movie AND talking about Disney Plus's release date again. This movie was good... sorta. It got a littl- sorry, excuse me... it got EXTREMELY confusing. All movies with time travel and stuff, are EXTREMELY CONFUSING. ( Actually, it's not just movies... books like Captain Underpants and stuff as well... ok... ANYTHING WITH TIME TRAVEL IN IT IS CONFUSING )
WARNING!!! SPOILERS AHEAD!!!
OK. The ending was really confusing because his wife comes back, and they go to 200 BC and all this wickady wack stuff happens... it's just... confusing. AND, the reason this movie is "Good" and not "AWESOME", is because a LOT of the main characters die like Basil Shaw ( Helana's dad ), Jurgen, Klaber, Renaldo, Agent Mason, Mandy ( Indy's Co-Worker ), and that other Co-Worker... guy... bruh. ALL of those people die and it's just like... "Huh." Now I am gonna talk about Disney+... *Clears Throat* They still have not released the date yet.
I'm not that mad now that I've seen the movie. ( I still will be checking every day but still... ) Here's why I think it's taking so long for them to post the movie: it stunk in the box office. But then again, Onward and Strange World and Turning Red and Lightyear, and Elemental didn't take too long to go on Disney+ and they were all @#$$#@%.
But here's another thing, it might be taking so long because they have other things coming out on Disney+ at the same time maybe??? But here's why I'm doubting that: THEY RELEASED HAUNTED MANSION, ELEMENTAL, AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA COME OR AT LEAST RELEASE THE DATE, THEY SAY THAT THEY HAVE OTHER THINGS COMING OUT INSTEAD LIKE THE 50TH REMAKE OF THAT WEIRD GOOSEBUMPS SERIES, AND LOKI SEASON 2 THAT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY TRASH, AND WHATEVER THAT DANCING WITH THE MOON SHOW IS!?!?!?! WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE DISNEY+ IS NOT EVEN TRYING!?!?! ( I literally said at the beginning of this that I wasn't that mad about it... *Clears Throat* about that... )
PART 3 ( 90 )
It actually happened.
INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY IS COMING TO DISNEY PLUS. AFTER 4 MONTHS AND 4 DAYS ( I have DEFINITELY NOT been counting ) THE DATE HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED: INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY IS COMING TO DISNEY+ DECEMBER FIRST.
I think, the reason it took so long could be because it kinda flopped in the box office, the DVD for it STILL hasn't come out, AND, Disney Plus is putting rando stupid stuff like "SUpER kITTyS" instead.
The only thing I don't understand is that it came out on Vudu and Youtube Movies and all that stuff... so... why did it take THIS LONG................ Meh whatever.
PART 4 ( 50 )
INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY IS OUT ON DISNEY PLUS AFTER 5 MONTHS, 22 WEEKS, 154 DAYS, 3,696 HOURS, 221,760 MINUTES, AND 1234567890987654321234567898765676543456789876543234567890987654 SECONDS. ( I'm kidding about that last one but still... IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME ) So now, if you'll excuse me,
I need to go watch it. NOW. YOU SHOULD TO. NOW. DO IT. AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
