Elio Movie Review

My friends, you are about to read the very first Jetplane Movies review for a film I did not applaud at the end of, or stay for the post-credits scene. ( At least I think that's true... eh, nevermind; point is, this is very rare to hear from me, but I did not like this movie; like... at all )

Just to think Pixar went from $1.69B Inside Out 2... to this? What happened?

I should have gone with my initial gut and watched it when it came to Disney+ or just not at all. It's funny how after about 1 whole year of hating on this movie, one week before it actually released was when I thought to myself: "Oh, maybe this could be good".

*Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

Welcome to the Elio movie review.

TABLE OF CONTENTS:
INTRODUCTION | NOTES | CONCLUSION | CREDITS

• Elio's eye patch had really nothing to do with the overall plot; he got it like 1 day before going to the boarding school summer camp thing, then got abducted, then came back, just to take it off; it really served no purpose in being there at all ( Also, the way he got it was not how I thought he would have; just a lousy fight with a bully? Slap a band-aid over it 🤣🤣🤣 )
• One very important thing parents should note about this movie before going is there were a lot of very scary, very horror-like scenes and some INSANELY weird bits at times for no reason whatsoever so as you can see, it was not childish as I thought it would have been, it was actually very adult; don't know why Pixar did that ( Remember when he chopped off his finger with huge gardening scissors and then it re-generated? 🤣 Yeah that was fun )
  "I felt like I was watching 'Final Destinations: Bloodlines'" - @nbrasington 😆
• I think I would have liked the scrapped storyline better, tbh ( BREAKDOWN BLOG COMING SOON )
• This whole movie could have been so much funnier; the "Okay. Bye. I love you." joke was funny at first, then it started getting overused, then they made it all serious and stuff; seriously almost every other joke after that fell short and wasn't delivered right 💩🤷
• We should have heard about the "other candidate" ( AKA Grigon ) before he threaded everyone and said he was gonna blow them all up or whatever
• Didn't stay for the P-C scene ( You're lucky I got through the MID-credits scene ) But anyways, I found it on YouTube and why do I wish I could say I saw this on the big screen 🤣🤣🤣

• These jits need to chill out there were like 0 actual Air/Space Force scenes in the movie 👇🤣

• People saying Pixar never marketed this film
  Meanwhile, Pixar:

*cOuGh cOuGh*
excuse me ( That one random "Up" short 🤣 )

It took me a long time to realize it, but this movie had tons of potential from the beginning...

I guess some heights just can't be reached.

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