Hoppers Official Trailer Reaction

A few months ago, after I hated on this movie in my teaser trailer reaction, I went back in and re-watched that trailer a couple more times through and I have to admit... it grew on me. Yes, that's right; after like the 20th time watching the teaser, I actually started to think it looked not that horrible...

But now everything's ruined.

That's all I have to say at this moment.

Welcome to the Hoppers official trailer reaction.

TABLE OF CONTENTS:
INTRODUCTION | NOTES | CONCLUSION | CREDITS

• The jump scare was just not worth this reaction 👇🤣

• Why do almost all these students have their hands in their laps like they're at a funeral, bro 👇😆

• This is honestly kind of disturbing 👇🤣

• "We call it... Hoppers!"
  I'm so done
• "You wanna live here, you better learn pond rules..."
  "Uhhh... what are pond rules?"
  *Everyone gasps*
  Why did everyone just gasp if the King George guy just said "you better learn pond rules"... doesn't that imply that she doesn't know what the "pond rules" are? 🤣
• Yo how did Pixar fall off this hard 👇😭😆

• "How did he get a little crown?"
  Better question: how did he get an entire karaoke machine 👇🤣

• Over 50% of this trailer Mabel is being held up by that bear 😆
• "Fellow animals, the humans have stolen their last inch of land from us!"
  But...
  She's a human 🤣 (What are you willing to bet that at the end of this movie, the other animals are gonna find out that Mabel isn't "one of them" and she's disgraced from the animal kingdom but then something bad happens like the landowner mayor guy played by Jon Hamm starts like tearing down the animal's land so she goes back and saves them all and she earns their respect again but then she has to leave to go back to human form and the movie ends with her saying goodbye and going back to human form and becoming someone who helps the environment or something and the last shot of the movie will be Mabel in human form seeing the King George beaver living happily with the other animals and she like smiles or something and then the credits start rolling... what do you think? Did I just predict the entire last 30 minutes of this movie based off of one line??? 😆)
• This is a pretty cool shot lol 👇🙃

• "She seems to have become a *NPC voice starts* jOaN oF aRc *NPC voice stops* type rebel leader?"
  Wait so on top of the whole idea that this movie is literally Avatar with beavers, is this gonna also be like a Disney-adapted version of George Orwell's Animal Farm 🤣
• "The Animal Council has been summoned..."
  Bro why are we doing another "council" thing like in Elio y'all when is Pixar gonna learn their lesson I'm actually so done
• Meryl Streep was 🔥 in TDWP but I actually cannot believe she's doing an animated Pixar movie after seeing her play "the devil" in another movie 😆
• "Squish! Squish!"
  ...
  ...
  ...
  This is me speechless
• Alright, the "squish" chant was one thing that drove me to a loss of words, but the fact that a bird was trying to bite Mabel's head off and then got flung into a cliff and blew up just made me... concerned

Okay, one of my biggest problems here is this: everything in this trailer just reminds me too much of Elio: the weirdness, the chaos, and just the fact that it's an original movie............................................................ it's gonna flop. 🤣

Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed!

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