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Moana (2026) Official Teaser Reaction
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Moana (2026) Official Teaser Reaction

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I don't think anyone is ready for a Moana remake based on the fact that the first one isn't even a decade old, the sequel isn't even 2 years old, and that a third one is on the way... but I honestly don't care anymore, I've learned that nothing and no one can stop Disney from doing things like this, so I better just accept this thing and move on now so I don't have to worry about it later. 🤣

Welcome to the Moana (2026) official teaser reaction.

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INTRODUCTION | NOTES | CONCLUSION | CREDITS

  • 59 seconds 😭😆
  • Oh dang Disney+ is really on top of this thing 👇🤣

  • Notice one thing all these news reports have in common? 😆

"The live-action Moana trailer is here and doesn't look very live-action" is the best 🤣

  • Movie posters without a logo are honestly pretty angering sometimes... oh, would you look at that... 👇🤣

  • I like the new water-like logo and how it's 3D and stuf... ya know?
  • I know that Disney's trying to be clever by changing up the Disney castle to look like something that would fit the theme of the movie, but I just feel like recently it's just gotten a little out of hand; this one wasn't too bad with the island thing, but I'm just pointing it out... 🤣
  • Yo wut are we doing why are we using the Frozen font 👇😆

  • I'm so confused is this supposed to be Moana's family? Cuz... none of them are blonde... 👇🤣

  • Bruh why did Maui like slowly get bigger after shape shifting back into a human; what happened to him just sorta zapping back and forth, ya know?
  • Wait is this supposed to be the entrance to the Realm Of Monsters? Cuz this one looks very different from that... see what I mean? 👇🤔😆

  • NOOOOOOOOO WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE THE ROCK LIKE GAIN 2,000 POUNDS FOR THIS ROLE?!?!?!?!? HE LOOKS WAY TOO SKINNY TO BE MAUI ğŸ‘‡ğŸ¤£

  • It says at the end of the trailer "THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED" but on Disney+ it says it's PG 😆
  • HOLY CRUD HEI-HEI'S EYES ARE TERRIFYING... WHAT?!?!?!?! I would like to speak to the person in charge of this CGI now, please 👇😭

I guess I'm fine with this overall, just don't count on me to obsess over it... or anything...

Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed!

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