
Transformers One Movie Review
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Welcome back to Jetplane Movies! Today I will be reviewing the brand new Transformers movie: Transformers One:
Transformers One was INSANELY good. It was everything I expected: funny, adventurous, and even a little intense. But of course, the movie wasn't perfect. I put together a short list of things I noticed about the film:
- The first 20 minutes were a little boring
- The different cities and planets were really confusing
- Bumblebee was really funny in this movie but not in the other ones
- The film would have been PG-13 in a hot second if it wasn't animated
The first 20 minutes were a little boring- The first 20 minutes of the movie was really just growing Orion and D-16's relationship so it was a little boring. I liked the race and all the humor but by the end of those first few scenes you start to ask yourself... what did we just get from that?
The different cities and planets were really confusing- I didn't understand the whole thing with Cybertron and all of the other cities, planets, and villages. There were... a LOT.
Bumblebee was really funny in this movie but not in the other ones- Why was Bumblebee so funny in this movie but so SAD and lonely in the other ones? My guess is because of Keegan-Michael Key. He's such a funny guy and I don't think he's ever played an actually SERIOUS character in any movie... ever.
The film would have been PG-13 in a hot second if it wasn't animated- I was actually quite surprised by the violence in this movie. I mean, a guy gets his head chopped off. A guy gets ripped in half. A guy gets the top of his arm cut off. The side of a guy's face blows up. A guy falls into infinite darkness... you get the point. The movie would DEFINITELY be PG-13 if it was live-action. ( The reason they made it animated was probably so they would get more kids to watch the Transformers movies which leads to more fans which leads to more money which leads to more sequels which leads to more prequels which leads to more TV shows which leads to more....... did I say money? )
This movie was AMAZING. But where does it stand along with the other Transformers movies? I've only seen the prequels: Bumblebee, Rise Of The Beasts, and ( Of course ) Transformers One.
Bumblebee is such a great movie and it's not just because I have a crush on Hailee Steinfeld. This movie was funny, cool, and action-packed... just like Transformers One. Bumblebee is so adorable and I just love him....... so much.
Rise Of The Beasts was pretty good. Definitely not as good as Bumblebee or Transformers One but it was still good. Mirage was really the only thing keeping me alive during this movie. He was hilarious and full of jokes.
I think Transformers One is just a TEENY TINY bit better than Bumblebee:
The reason I haven't seen any of the other Transformers movies yet is because I realized that all the movies were probably gonna end up being the exact same thing... COMMENT BELOW IF I SHOULD WATCH THE REST OF THEM!
This movie was awesome and I can't wait to watch it again!
Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed!
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