Funny conversation I had the other day playing go
Move 1
[4:14] benmbasha[19k]: hello
Move 2
[4:14] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: hello, my name is John kilppert
Move 56
[4:25] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: The Secretary hasn't finished the syllabus yet beacuase she can't do here $*!% job
Move 58
[4:26] benmbasha[19k]: where $*!% job?
Move 60
[4:26] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: but I'm working on the yllabus so I can at least give that to you as soon as I can
[4:26] benmbasha[19k]: bruh, what?
Move 64
[4:27] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: all I can say is I'm working on it 'stares at the board in silence'
Move 67
[4:28] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: we here at tyrones automotive appreciate your patience, please wait as we are assisting other custonmers
Move 71
[4:29] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: I also must make a sandwich with mustard and mayo, be back in a bit-a-bit
[4:30] benmbasha[19k]: I hope its a sandwich with just mustard and bread
[4:31] benmbasha[19k]: I'm makin eggos n peanut butter
[4:32] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: nice
[4:33] benmbasha[19k]: Im not done yet bruh
[4:33] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: Sometimes when I do not have anything except for a bottle of mustard I will just eat it straight. But when I have a little bit of mayo I make a yummy yummy sandwich
[4:34] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: Breaks are important I agree
[4:34] benmbasha[19k]: So your sandwiches are mustard and mayo?
[4:35] benmbasha[19k]: u a real 1 b
[4:35] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: I take one on my walk to class every day
[4:35] benmbasha[19k]: what do you study?
Move 72
[4:36] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: What Mathematics is Not. Also at times Mere Unfounded Opinionated Psychiatric Contemplative witty takes
Move 74
[4:37] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: I also teach what Philosophy is not in our special afternoon series.
[4:37] benmbasha[19k]: Are you like the dude who jeff goldblum played in jurassic park?
[4:38] benmbasha[19k]: "you dig up-dig up dinosaurs?"
[4:39] benmbasha[19k]: You ever see that video thats a remix of jeff goldblum laughing
[4:39] benmbasha[19k]: ?
[4:39] benmbasha[19k]: It's the best
[4:40] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: Have not, I guess that! was a mistake. I will have to look at the notes
Move 77
[4:41] benmbasha[19k]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTZCjCYsytM
Move 78
[4:42] benmbasha[19k]: So what isn't math?
[4:42] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9XkwBrRbJY
[4:42] benmbasha[19k]: it's not available :(
Move 80
[4:42] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: Oh HELL That! was a mistake ...
Move 81
[4:43] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: Math is not Merely Contemplation
[4:43] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: as my teacher Jeff teaches
Move 95
[4:47] benmbasha[19k]: But do you know what math IS?
Move 106
[4:52] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: To figure out what it IS I have to first figure out what it's not. That's why I'm studying. I'm still trying to figure out if it's spirituatily or mysticism
[4:52] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: but I don't even know what Spirituality is
[4:52] benmbasha[19k]: What number was jesus?
[4:53] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: 64
[4:53] benmbasha[19k]: I though he would be 13
[4:53] benmbasha[19k]: But that could be
[4:53] benmbasha[19k]: What about Judas?
[4:53] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: but that was a mistake, that's not a kilp
[4:53] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: 46
[4:53] benmbasha[19k]: duuuuuuuuuude
[4:54] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: I thgink you mean there's do
[4:54] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: sec the venerable acosta
[4:54] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: Oh HELL my back hurts
[4:55] benmbasha[19k]: That's because you was talkin $*!% bout JC
[4:55] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: That! was a mistake
[4:55] benmbasha[19k]: Bad moufin da lawd is always a mistake
[4:56] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: just like not taking Klip
[4:56] benmbasha[19k]: You're a weird dude but I like it
[4:56] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: I dig ya too
[4:56] benmbasha[19k]: you klippin son?
[4:56] benmbasha[19k]: You on da klip?
[4:56] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: but I now I need to know who the $*!% you are
[4:56] benmbasha[19k]: I'm Ben Basha
[4:56] benmbasha[19k]: Don't steal my identity
[4:56] benmbasha[19k]: I need that for stuff someday
[4:57] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: haha sure won't when I need that I use other aliases like Mustafar or Master Spectre
[4:57] benmbasha[19k]: But you probs won't, you got your own pots bubblin
[4:57] benmbasha[19k]: I see you
[4:58] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: what is da klip btw?
[4:58] benmbasha[19k]: I dunno
[4:58] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: neither do I
[4:58] benmbasha[19k]: You said not takin klip was a mistake
[4:58] benmbasha[19k]: So when you take klip
[4:58] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: it is! , but klip is a he not a wwhat
[4:58] benmbasha[19k]: you be klippin
[4:58] benmbasha[19k]: STRAIGHT KLIPPED OUT
[4:59] benmbasha[19k]: KLIP GANG
[5:00] benmbasha[19k]: Its the new swag
[5:00] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: sure is
[5:00] benmbasha[19k]: JC was a klip
[5:01] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: Oh so it IS spiritualit?
[5:01] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: that's profound
[5:01] benmbasha[19k]: klip is all
[5:02] benmbasha[19k]: all is klip
[5:02] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: Klip is da BOMB indeeed
[5:02] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: the $64 Question is why he's not the president of the university by now
[5:03] benmbasha[19k]: Because the university is an establishment made by ignorant people to suppress the klip but like all meager trappings of mortal men it too shall be washed aa
[5:03] benmbasha[19k]: *away by the tides of time while klip remains strong
[5:04] benmbasha[19k]: klip is the foundation
[5:05] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: Replace trappings of mortal men with all mortal hipperts and your word is gospel
[5:06] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: So, ... have you ever played take the break basketball?
[5:06] benmbasha[19k]: the hipperts shall be purged from the klip until it is pure
[5:07] benmbasha[19k]: No what is it?
[5:08] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: It is like basketball but before every shot or pass you must first take the break just like kliop
[5:08] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: now you have two options for accomplishing this -- three short breaks, or one long break
[5:08] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: Thone are the sixty-four-dollar-options
[5:09] benmbasha[19k]: But how long is a break?
[5:10] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: 6.4 seconds or three short breaks of 3.2.
[5:10] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: That is unless you ar in the High Post
[5:10] benmbasha[19k]: Can you do stuff between the 3 short breaks?
[5:11] benmbasha[19k]: And if you dribble, take a short break and dribble again, is it a double dribble?
[5:11] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: Sure, as long as you're sec.,ing the venerable acosta
[5:11] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: if you take a break the dribble resets. Thene are Klip's Rules
[5:12] benmbasha[19k]: Whats a venerable acosta?
[5:12] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: Imagine there was an Acosta that wasn't venerable. But that would be ridiculous! Like the 500pound
[5:12] benmbasha[19k]: Is it a wise respected portugese person?
[5:13] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: So that acosta would be MERELY possible. That is why the acosta is venerable
[5:13] benmbasha[19k]: Are all acostas venerable?
[5:14] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: Only if he flips the bed, throws the keys, and then punches a wall and complains that his hand hurts because then you expect it
[5:14] benmbasha[19k]: I see
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[5:47] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: I think I'm off to find Hackey now
[5:48] benmbasha[19k]: Good luck
[5:48] benmbasha[19k]: thanks man, you too
[5:48] John-C-Kilppert-64[25k?]: thanks, have a good night
