a traveler is sittin at the counter of a small town cafe, eatin his lunch and listenin to the locals gossip. a guy walks in and yells out " 11!" the whole place erupts in laughter. another guy yells out " 24!" again laughter. one guys laughing so hard tears are streaming down his face. the traveler asks his waitress " whats goin on?" the waitress, laughing, replies " oh nuthin shug. theyve been tellin the same jokes for so long, they got em numbered. need a refill on that tea hun?" traveler says " no thanks." he thinks to himself i should give it a try. he yells out " 15!!!" silence. one of the locals gets up, mad as hell, walks over to the traveler and says " i oughta wup your ass for sayin that mister!" the waitress steps in between and says to the local " take it easy BURT! some guys just cant tell a joke"