Top ten reasons to date a chess player.

10. He will always withdraw if there is too much pressure.
9. He can really pin you down
8. He handles his pieces well
7. He knows when to mate fast and when to mate slow.
6. He knows more mating positions that anyone.
5. Chess players knows the best position for their pieces.
4. Chess players do not mind playing in front of others.
3. He can penetrate in ANY position.
2. Always puts his piece in the biggest hole in the position.
1. He never comes too fast into the position.