Joke about police.

Bully: Gimme 1 billion dollars!

Aultorn: Nope.

Bully: THEN GIVE MEH 10000 dollars, that's OK!

Aultorn: Ain't nothing but some luggage.

Bully: Oh dude gimme it fast, NOW!!!

Aultorn: I'll call the police.

Bully: There ain't any smelly cops hier!!! Ha ha!!!

@Martin_Stahl: *Police siren*

Bully: Oh, OK... What? No, wait...

The cyberbullly was banned from CHESS.COM.