My life of chess

 Chess something difficlut condesending and just plain hard. to me chess is like a way of life. You are the king trying to protect yourself from the other chess players such as the hot knights, parental controlling bishops, protecting pawns and of course the bossy queen who does everything she wants and controls the whole game. so to those losers like me sitting out there at their computer all day, stand up to your queen in your life and use your important power to win the game and survive the life game of chess.