Queen´s Gambit

The Queen´s Gambit is fake (or actually the name)..... since you are not sacrificing your queen. The true Queen´s Gambit could be 1.e4 e5 2. Qf3 Nf6 3. Qxf6..... or something similiar. Though, it should be beheld as dubious as best.....

More stupid would a true King´s Gambit be of course......

Further, I have noticed that the numbers 1 and 4 could be combined as 14, which is really disturbing since this synthesis is unpleasent...... Though, number 8 is still funny and soothing.