How to know you’re bad at chess

1. You think the knight can’t jump over pieces

2. You think it’s called a “horsey”

3. You think castling is illegal 

4. You don’t know what castling is

5. You think that when the pawn reaches the end, it goes the other way

6. You don’t know what a file is

7. You think that there are with 17 pawns on the board at the start