Best Names for Openings

Hey! 

How're ya doing? I actually don't care; don't answer that.

Okay, so a long while ago, I made a forum called "what is your favorite opening name"? 

A lot of people didn't seem to understand that I wasn't talking about what the name of your favorite opening was, and I was talking about which names you like, the names being of openings. Anyway, I will rate my top 20 submissions here.

20. Elephant Gambit

18. Caro-Kann Defense: Hillbilly Attack

16. Reti Opening: Arctic Defense, Drunken Knight Variation

15. Sicilian Defense: Grand Prix Attack

14. Italian Game: Fried Liver Attack 

12. Anderssen's Opening: Creepy-Crawly Formation

11. Sodium Attack

9. Benko Gambit Half-Accepted: Zaitsev, Nescafe Frappe Attack

8. Sicilian Defense: McDonnell Attack: Toilet Variation

5. Vienna Game: Frankenstein Dracula Variation

4. Reti Opening: Dutch, Lisityn, Rydel-Bloodgood Gambit

3. Modern Defense: Bishop's Attack, Monkey's Bum Variation

2. Caro-Kann Defense: King's Knight, Exchange, Apocalypse Attack 

1. Modern Defense: Three Pawns, Pterodactyl, Austrian Austriadactylus, Western Variation

Okay I'm done that took a long time. Hope you enjoyed!

Let me know if you disagree with my choices

EDIT#1 changed "2. Caro-Kann Defense: King's Knight, Exchange, Apocolypse Attack" to "2. Caro-Kann Defense: King's Knight, Exchange, Apocalypse Attack"