Funny quotes of children in sunday school:
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
Unleavened bread is bread made without ingreedients.
The seventh commandment: thou shalt not admit adultery.
The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
One of the opposums was St. Matthew.
A christean should have only one wife , this is called monotony.
In the beginning, God made Man. Adam was lonely, and God decided to make him a helper, so he made Adam sleep, took out his brains, and made Eve out of them.
Aaand some others : Lame excuses to have kids skip school
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and we had her shot.
and my personal favorite:
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. he was hurt in the growing part.
(taken from some site on the internet, please don't report me for plaigarism)