The changed version of the Australian National Anthem
I'm Australian so I'm not abusing anyone here ok? here goes nothing,
Australians all eat sausages for they are yum and free
And if we can't eat sausages we will eat kfc
Our lands are bounds of sausages of beauty crunch and tasty
In history's page in every taste advance the sausages
In joyful strains and let us eat advance the sausages
beneath our radiant grilled fry pan we toil with mustard and ketchup
To make this common eating for us, renowned of all the meat (sry to all vegetarians)
For those who've across the pan we've boundless food to share
With hungriness let us all combine to advance the sausage fair
In joyful strains then let us eat advance..THE SAUSAGE REBELLION