Bishop vs Knight the long dispute

Yoooooooooooooooo(shortened the o's) Today I'm reporting a very exciting match. The two players or should I say pieces come up, the long disputed pieces the piece one is the diagonal one, one that controls white and one that controls black the one that can pin and fork but not jump...THE BISHOP, and the second one is, the one that can jump and fork but not pin...THE KNIGHT, who will win, as the pieces come to the chess board that's labelled 1-8 and a-h  they circle each other and...

Caught you didn't I, full blog coming out soon!