How to Humiliate a Beginner in the Opening

Have you ever tried to fight the temptation to absolutely DESTROY a Beginner in Chess? Yes? Well, this is how you DON'T fight it and just go with your gut:

If Black plays 3. g6 then that's where the real fun begins... You capture the pawn on e5+ forking the King and the Rook. Black will probably resign, knowing that they cannot win without a Rook unless White Blunders which doesn't really matter because it's already miles ahead in material. But let's say that Black plays this:

Black plays 3. Nh6 stopping the Checkmate but then White gets its Bishop ready for development and captures the annoying Knight on h6. Black immediately recaptures the Bishop, not knowing that a Checkmate is right around the corner: White plays Qxf7# and the game is over for the Beginner.