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The Bloodiest, Most Vicious Chess Match -- Ever!!!

PrettyGoPale
Nov 25, 2009, 1:35 AM 13

It’s ON!!!!

Beginning today, the most mean-spirited, vicious chess match to ever come down the pike gets underway when I set forth to destroy and utterly humiliate my life-long nemesis: the vile and reprehensible entity known here as Aristokatt – he of every unsavory characteristic known to man. In this sure-to-be bloodbath of epic proportions, no insult will be spared, no personal weakness left unexploited.  With every move, I intend to rain down on Aristokatt the combined hatred of the universe – an apocalyptic assault of such horrifying consequence that God, nee, CHUCK NORRIS, will be left sobbing.

To you, Ariskokatt, I say this:  When your savage devastation is complete, I shall march through the blood-filled streets with your ghastly head on a pike, declaring to all my total destruction of you.  Your time on this fair planet grows short, Aristokatt . . . prepare to be eviscerated!!!!

And to you, observers of the gory battle at hand, I offer this warning:  Shield your children’s eyes from the frenzy of violent mayhem that is about to occur, so that their futures are not to be ones of tortured memories of a bloodletting straight out of the depths of Hades.

Yes, it’s ON!!!!!!

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