Coffee Recipes! - Episode 1

Hello, hello. Ever feel tired in the morning, thinking Prime will help, since it’s an energy drink? Definitely not! It’s a huge flop that Logan Paul made to regain his raptured ego, and get his reputation back, since yall know, ever since the incident. He may as well even ruined it yet again, when his product of a failure, big YouTube collar lunchables knockoff, got backlash, and removed. When Rosanna (or whatever), showed strong proof that they had moldy cheese, guess what the most brilliant move he did. “I like my cheese moldy, bruh”. Like seriously? He didn’t even try defending himself! ‘Nuff said about Logan Paul, who cares? Old drama, move on, no ranting, now here are the recipes that will energize you!

Recipe 1: Depresso

Feel sad? Feeling a bit down? Insecurities? Well, don’t fear, recipe for Depresso is here!

Ingredients: Coffee beans, water, milk, sugar, and whip cream. Get a coffee maker, from Amazon. Get coffee beans from your local coffee shop. Get water, and make coffee the normal way. Then add milk, sugar, and whip cream. After that, stir it with your spoon. Now, this is only for when you’re feeling down, so after you make it, scream all your frustration into it, and tada! Depresso! You can’t drink the coffee for 10 minutes, since if you drink it too early, your frustrations will come back to you! After all, this coffee is supposed to make you feel relaxed!

This is how it should look like:

Recipe 2: Diabetic Coffee

⚠️WARNING⚠️

NOT SUITABLE FOR PEOPLE WHO CANT HANDLE OVERDOSES OF SUGAR, LEADING TO MOOD SWING, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT! (Also, I’m not doing any research, but Im somewhat sure about the mood swing)

Ingredients: stuff that makes coffee, 10 cups of sugar, 10 chocolate bars, an entire bag of marshmallows, 2 liters of chocolate syrup, giant cup, and a trip to the hospital.

So, after you made coffee the normal way, add 10 cups of sugar, 10 chocolate bars, an entire bag of marshmallows, and 2 liters of chocolate syrup to the coffee. Stir it with a spoon, and voila, your Diabetic Coffee!

After you’ve tried the recipes, give me a review of what you thought!

Credits:

Prime, Logan Paul 

Lunchly, Logan Paul, KSI, and MrBeast

Recipes, @DepressoEspresso01