Coffee Recipes! - Top 3 Most Romantic Coffee Recipes- EP 3

Hello, audience, we’re back with another episode! Top 3 Most Romantic Coffee Recipes! Yes, you might question why I’m doing this in March, when I should’ve done it in February. I’m questioning my decisions too, not just you. I’m not going to  keep on delaying the most romantic recipes, and making your patience deplete! So, without reading back, let’s read on!

Number 3: Rizzler Coffee

Number 3, we have Rizzler Coffee! It’s a coffee that rizzes you up, making you feel better about yourself! Whether you’re gloomy, pessimistic, or whatever! Rizzler Coffee is just for you! You may not want to drink it at first, and want to keep it, but trust me, the pickup lines gets more rustier as time goes on. By the way, not recommended for your girlfriends! Rizzler Coffee will steal your girl! So maybe it’s an emotional coffee T-T

Recipe: Make coffee the normal way, and rizz the coffee up. Rizz the coffee up by either using this: https://parade.com/living/rizz-lines or just coming up with one yourself. So hopefully, it will work out :>, and if you don’t want your girl stolen, drink it asap.

Number 2: Cupid Coffee

Recently broke up with someone, or you have a huge crush on someone? Don’t worry, crafting this coffee will make the person fall in love with you! It can be a popular girl, or even a celebrity! That’ll make you famous, and rich! But you’re going to experience rough days dating them celebrities 😔 

Recipe: Make coffee the normal way, and then just say how much you love that person, and it has to be high quality and not just some “I love them, they’re pretty” ahh, or else it won’t work.

Number 1:  Astolfo Coffee (yes, I’m not lying-)

We all know that everyone simps for Astolfo, so he’s number 1 💀 There are 1k therapy tickets available btw

I don’t think I really need to explain why, just ask the Astolfo glazers 💀 

Recipe: make coffee the Astolfo way, and put everything that is Astolfo that you own, into the coffee, (or just get a body pillow) and then it should be Astolfo, but as coffee 💀 

Special: My Account Bday 🎉 

It is my account’s anniversary today, so Party Coffee 🎊 🎉 

Recipe: You can’t really make it: it’ll just spawn on your birthday, but you have to find it first. Good luck finding it :>