Coffee Recipes! - Top 4 Most Dangerous Coffee Recipes - EP 2

Alright, here we are, back with Episode 2, where I show you Top 4 Most Dangerous Coffee Recipes you should definitely try! ([How] did we even [advance] this far? Said the [EP1 Yapper] Now, as you might see, in the thumbnail, the coffees look super menacing, but don’t you dare worry, cuz I’m going to leave some tips how to counter some of the coffees if they’re being violent! (Definitely does not mean they are living)

Number 4: Flying Coffee

At number of the top 4 most dangerous coffees, we got Flying Coffee! The Flying Coffee mimics the bird, and basically is a bird, but as a cup of coffee! Now, the real question: what makes this coffee so dangerous? It’s just a bird wannabe. Well, it will try to aggravate you, by either pouring its contents around your house, or on you! And the coffee will be hot soo.. 
Tips to counter it: Strap the cup down with duck tape before you make it, so the Flying Coffee can’t fly around and harm your environment. Use a straw to drink it :>
Recipe: Get a plastic bird (from Walmart, Temu, etc), or a real bird (You wouldn’t dare hurt an animal, would you?), and make coffee the normal way, but include the bird in it. (The bird must be broken into pieces)

Now, the coffee should come to live (but you followed the tips right?), now it is vulnerable, not able to fly around. But, it is just a bird, and it hasn’t been taught to act right, you wouldn’t dare hurt a bird, would ya? Yes you would! Drink it! You may feel guilty, but it is actually all pure evil!! Do not remove the duck tape, just drink it quickly with a straw!!

Number 3: Expired Espresso

At number 3, we got Expired Espresso! What makes this more lethal than the last? Well, it’s expired, so you could get sent to the hospital! But, because you have to leave it out for 10 years, then cobwebs, mold, and lots of bacteria will form by then! And health problems may occur! But it’s a good thing no one will drink it in 10 years, it’ll be forgotten by then!

Recipe: Make espresso the normal way (Or get it from your local Starbucks), then proceed to leave it out for a decade.

You gonna drink it, just so you can skip school/work? Valid point.

Number 2: “Red Teddy” Coffee

What exactly is the “Red Teddy” Coffee? Only Regretevator Fans will know 🗿 

To give you an idea of who “Red Teddy” is, here’s the wiki link: https://regretevator.fandom.com/wiki/Red_Teddy 
Basically a ball that’s full of hatred. From what I’ve told you, you probably figured out that if you drink it, you’ll be full of hate just like “Red Teddy”. Well simple, all you gotta do is not drink it, easy right? No, it’ll be hard, “Red Teddy” Coffee will try to use delicious words to make you drink it. It is best advised to just throw it away. (Waste of time and money)

Recipe: Make coffee the normal way, and PUT IN LOTS OF HATE!!! Now, since you have gave away hate, the coffee will be full of hate. Resist the urge, and throw it away. (What was even the point, just an experiment? I guess you could keep him as a pet xD)

Anyway, heh, thank u “Red Teddy” Coffee, next!

⚠️Number 1: Giga Chad Coffee⚠️

This one may sound silly, (because it’s brainrot, and maybe it is) but Giga Chad Coffee will get the last laugh.

Very lethal, has the strength of 10 Bruce Lees, so it is best advised to not even try making it. (Unless you’re insane) 

Tips to counter it: Not make it (duh), hit the gym and try to get the strength of 11 Bruce Lees, or have a swat army at the ready.

Recipe: Make coffee the normal way, get @DarkNightLifter to train it (Maybe this should’ve been DarkNightLifter coffee..), or give it 100000 protein powder. Hope you will make it out alive, don’t leave me a bad review just because you got hurt, it’s just your skill issue, not my problem xD.

So, now for the Valentines Special, and todays special guest is @gracie_beans <3
Not really dangerous, but just insane 😍

Recipe: get Gracie’s DNA aka a piece of her hair (Her address is Fanum Tax Avenue btw, if you wanna make the coffee) Then, you infuse Gracie’s dna into the coffee beans, then proceed to make coffee the normal way, except with Gracie beans. Now, idk what will happen, but it’s a surprise for you to find out

Also, Gracie, I think you might like this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ5s-ukQdV0
Welp, that’s it for Episode 2, see ya next episode! Leave us a review!

Credits:

Giga Chad Coffee

JJK, Bruce Lee, @DarkNightLifter, @Lemonade

Flying Coffee

Birds

”Red Teddy” Coffee

Regretevator, Red Teddy

Valentines Special, Gracie

Rest, @DepressoEspresso01

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