How To Become Calm

Song of the Blog:

First of all; why was this tutorial guide made? I wanted my student, @Pawnsonglikedawn to learn how to be calm. Why did I make this public  when I could just teach Pawn? In case others are seeking guidance to become calm as well, so that more people could become calm, instead of few, so that way I’m helping a community. Pawn right now, must probably be ecstatic. Let’s dive in, shall we?

The Nooby Way:

So, you don’t want to do the hard part? Well don’t be lazy! Unless you are, I’ll hand out tips anyways. (If you do this, you will be haunted by The Sin of Sloth, unless you find a way outta your lazy state. What is the Sin of Sloth? It’s one of the 7 Deadly Sins, for people that aren’t willing to put effort into ANYTHING. Sounds terrible, right? I know it’s scary, but I’m here to help, so just put effort into your work, no matter what. :])

”Always will be lurking around, watching you die for a while” - Sin of Sloth

But all jokes aside, here are some tips:

Have better impulse control

Be somewhat nonchalant when rude comments are pointed directly at you

Ignore hatred (not all the time, especially if they’re physical hatred yknow. Just pointing it out in case I could be wrong about ignoring all hatred.)

There, so ezpz, nooby : P, me hate easy stuff unless it’s homework.

⚠️ The Most Honorable Way ⚠️ *

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For TMHW, in my way, do tons of rituals :]]
Why? Then if you may come across a similar problem you came in one of the rituals, you’d know what to do and remain calm. Like if it’s physical or not, you’d know how to encounter them.

The one I’d probably share for today, is the Bloody Mary Ritual. Here are the steps:

Go into the bathroom when it’s your turn and turn off the lights. Close the door behind you so it’s completely dark. Make sure no one followed you in. You have to be alone when you call Bloody Mary. Place a candle on the sink in front of the mirror and light it.
Don't have a bathroom you can play in? Try summoning Bloody Mary in another dark room with a mirror. Look into the mirror and say “Bloody Mary” 3 times. Keep your eyes open when you’re saying it. Make sure you speak slowly and clearly so Bloody Mary can hear you. Then wait for her to appear in the mirror. Spin around in a circle 3 times if Bloody Mary doesn’t appear. Spinning might make her show up. After you spin around 3 times, stop and look in the mirror to see if she’s appeared. If she's still not there, try spinning in the other direction. Blow out the candle and leave the bathroom. The steps should work and you’ll see her.

How to counter her:

If you "see" Bloody Mary, according to folklore, the most common response would be to immediately look away from the mirror and leave the room as quickly as possible, as the belief is that seeing her apparition is considered a bad omen and could bring misfortune; essentially, you should not engage with her or prolong the experience.

Thats all, see y’all ;D til next time

*(btw don’t actually do what I say, because this is only for comedy. If you proceed to do it, that’s on you.)

But, I would want to hand out certificates for @Pawnsonglikedawn, and @Lemon576. Proud of y’all : D!

Y’all make me proud : D! Now this is the end of the blog, baiii!