How do I do it?

People are asking me how do I create these posts that have 750 and 500 views. Titles are important to a good flame war. You need to jump off the screen and grab the reader, make him open that door. Just like a tabloid. OK, everyone's all upset about my suggesting the #5 player on here is a bot. He obviously is according to the facts given to me by a strange man in a trench coat and dark glasses in an underground mall parking garage. But that's not the point people are arguing. They are mad because I dared to suggest he wasn't real. Not that he was a guy cheating mind you, but someone who's developed a bot that's playing 20 hrs a day. Put that in your pipe and smoke it guys.