Ways to Handle Chess Defeat

Here are some tips and options on what to do when you lose a game of chess:

1. Do nothing, shake the winner's hand and say "can't wait to play against you again."

2. Do nothing, and say "rematch" real quickly and run.

3. Shake the winner's hand and then smash a hole in the chess board using the winner's head.

4. Don't lose.

5. Surrender before losing.

4. shoot the winner with a lazar gun.

3. Kill them, bury the body in the side of a cliff, and then deny losing.

2. Start cheating, such as making the two kings get into a street fight.

1. Don't play chess at all.

I hope these tips have been helpful. I may think of more. :D