ho ho HO HOLY CRA- : A 2024 Khristmas Parody
As you've heard, its christmas eve! i've already ate some christmas foods last night. but where did christmas originate? (probably israel) when was christmas born? (the same day when jesus was born) well, as you can see, i've already answered those questions. but this isn't going to be your ordinary blog, its a silly one. really? didn't you see how i spelled the c in christmas wrong? maybe i need to be a bit more obvious. anyways, let me tell you how christmas really formed in 2024. also, we're gonnna be changing subjects every christmas eve to christmas. so like in 2025, im gonna talk about how krampus was made. in 2026 im gonna talk about why the grinch is sad (i'll tell the first half about why the grinch is sad in this blog) but anyways, lets move on
Khristmas: how it REALLY formed. 1/4
One night in is real, (get it?) this dude and dudette made a baby right? and so they named it mary. and then they had a little lamb (WAIT, WRONG STORY) they had a baby and named it james. he was incredibly smart that he was the smartest person in the world! so the dude and dudette made another baby named kadolphalimechalibratingerasedermatologist. (named kris for short) so james' house was about to be destroyed by lex luthor, so they send james all the way to kansas. he was frozen for 1,000 years or so until may 7th 1998. and so was kris. until then went to school in the 2000s. it was terrible! these people named chandler and nolan bullied them! also, whenever they bullied kris and james, karl over here would spit on them, and james vowed to have his revenge.
Khristmas: how it REALLY formed. 2/4
After james kept going to the school hospital, kris betrayed him. there was the normal gang; chandler, nolan, and karl, but kris was there to punch him. james felt betrayed and punched kris in the head. the chant was motivating both of them. "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT" each of them punched, did ultimate noogies, and forced-somersault them. after hours and hours, james won. he told kris to stand by his side like batman and robin. but after that fight, chandler the ostrich neck was scared and joined james's side. one by one, they joined the james side. but karl never joined. chandler and nolan defended james. at the very last second before they would never see eachother again, karl joined the james side. and after that, they would never see eachother again.
