Bricks are Fruit

I will be taking a slight break from my usually chess-related posts. Today's topic is about Bricks. Bricks are used for many things, but a little known fact is that bricks are actually fruit! If you don't believe me, just look at the picture above! ^^^^

It completely SHOWS that bricks are fruit! The walls of your house? Fruit. That old downtown building that nobody wants to go into? Fruit. Your friend's house (assuming you have friends?) FRUIT.

It is ALL EDIBLE. Am I joking? Let's ask the all-knowing 8-ball.

The 8-ball has spoken! Now, let's ask google.

Google has spoken! Now that we've established that bricks ARE fruit, let's look at how bricks are made. 

According to how you play Minecraft, you suffocate underwater while shoveling clay. After heating the clay, it becomes brick. Obviously, this alone does not make if fruit. For your pseudo-bricks to become fruit, you must first pray. Let us pray together.

Almighty universe man, please let our brick become clay.

Whoa! Now our bricks are lava-red, and taste strangely like watermelon!

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