Jesus

Jesus could walk on water.

I can walk on watermelons.

Watermelons are 92% water

Therefore I am 92% Jesus.

overwhelming evidence

How to walk on water 511:

1. Get some really big slippers

2. Get to ocean

3. Walk

4. super

Jesus and Bread:

1. Russian revolution promised bread

2. Jesus could make lots of bread and fish and wine

3. Therefore the Soviets were doing everything in the spirit of Jesus

4. overwhelming evidence

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