On Peasant: The History of The HACK and HOW To Do It

some people, NORMAL people, who like to play chess might encounter an "en passant". Today, I will write about the history of this normal chess "hack", and how you can implement it into your games. How?

In order to discover how this term was first coined, we have to travel back in time to ancient China. during the early days of human civilization, before Greeks started philosophising- there was a habit, let's say, of a nobles' sport of "sitting on peasants". the person who sat on the peasant the longest wins, obviously. Such was the sport of early humans.

fast forward a couple thousand years, and go to Feudal Europe. In that time period, people realized from Marco Polo's adventures that sitting on peasants was a really fun game, and so they implemented it into their favorite game, which was- you guessed it, chess. The point is when a pawn moves two squares to land on the side of another opposing pawn, the opposing pawn is morally superior (it was ignored by the first pawn), and so "sits" on it. If viewed graphically, it makes complete and total sense.

 However, by the end of the 1600s, the great chess man Greco realized that "peasant sitting" was no longer an attractive sport, and headed the movement to de-legalize the move. Successful in every aspect, he died soon after his momentous accomplishment.

Unfortunately, there is evil lurking in every corner. Wealthy and snobbish aristocrats, p!ssed off that they could no longer practice peasant sitting, were determined to make the move come back. What resulted is a back and forth war between right and wrong, and many people were confused. However, the aristocrats, having the money, were able to garner popular support by presenting the "on peasant" move as "on enemy". Therefore, the peasants saw no harm in supporting the nobles, and the popularity of this bad move remains to this day.

Most TDs rule in favor of the "on peasant" rule nowadays, although anti-OnPeasanting is garnering more support thanks to the internet. The chess.com member @1_a31-0 was once an "on peasant" adherent, but redeemed himself after seeing the TD rule in favor of his opponent! You don't see that every day! Now, he speaks out against pro-OnPeasanters publicly on the chess.com forums.

Speaking about chess.com, originally the rules in the code did not allow for the "on peasant", but recently, hackers have been migrating onto the chess world, and as a result the game is no longer as enjoyable as it should be. They have introduced a hack which exploits the server farms on chess.com, and through it they dropped their own executable shell, which they can activate at any time. This basically means they can hack the system whenever they want to.

Now, I will show the reader how the hacking process is done. First, you need to open your software that can run PHP code. run it through Meterpreter, and it will spit out the necessary code for you do hack into chesscom. After that, you just upload it to your blog, and you will be able to "on peasant" whenever you feel like it! However, I won't disclose the exact information on the fine details of the process, for obvious reasons.

Now that you have learned the history of "on peasant", help us free chess.com of these hackers! Join the army, and convince the nonbelievers!

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/lets-get-it-straight-en-passant-isnt-cheating

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/his-pawn-cheated-and-killed-my-pawn