How to beat magnus carlsen in CHESS

first practice chess for 10 millon years then solve drumroll...

50000000000 puzzles, and you can also beat him by cheating even though you will get banned. 

Even if you did all of these things you can not find magnus carlsen because he does not play with friends exept hikaruhahahahahaahahaahaahahaahahaahaahaaaaaaaa good luck on finding him