Coping with losing at Chess

When you lose a game of chess early on, does your blood pressure go up and you start to get weak-kneed? Do you feel like either crying or killing someone? Do you feel like an invisible hand came out and caused you to make the wrong move? Well, you're not imagining it....He did that to you...and He is laughing at you too! I just look up to the heavens and say "$%&*#@, it's all your fault!"  Makes me feel 100 times better!