I ain’t coming back

But the night I said, "I'm leavin'," I turned into Richard Petty
Broke my heart, so I got even in my '97 Chevy
Now I'm walkin' on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black
There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that I ain't comin' back
Oh no, no, I ain't comin' back