The Fianchetto Hyper Gambit / Decelerated Fools Mate

I have created a chess gambit known as The Fianchetto Hyper Gambit / Decelerated Fools Mate. This is the first in what I believe will soon be a large series of chess openings known as "Hypo-Modern Chess". It is called that because this is ooga booga, caveman no know chess level stuff. As you can see, this was first played in a match between one amazing chess player and one cheater. It was ChatGPT vs GM GothamCheckers. ChatGPT just said the position was this and wouldn't listen to GothamCheckers' complaints. This has made GM GothamCheckers become only an IM, and make him change his name to GothamChess. Use this Gambit to catch people off guard. Also for some reason, Grammarly thinks this sounds formal. Just wanted to let you know. The Fianchetto Hyper Gambit / Decelerated Fools Mate is sure to make you win more chess games if you are black.