I invented a new opening
It is called the Scandinavian Defense: Mieses-Kotrč Variation Devineni Side Gambit
This is what it looks like
This is very aggressive and is a nice opening to use in blitz and maybe even bullet.
The point is that if they take the pawn with the Bishop you have a trick.
This is not completely winning for white though. The computer actually like Ne5 and it thinks that is better but that is easier to defend
Each variation has its own problems and advantages.
If they take with the knight then you aren't really screwed. Their knight is far advanced and they may have to waste a move to move the knight back. Even if they don't you can use that file for your rook and castle queen-side and You can rook lift to follow their king and get an attack
here is a of mine games in this opening.
Using these resources, you can generate a quick attack. notice that was a 10 minute game. The Bxf7 move worked for me but after g4 and Bxg4, you can also do Ne5.