Aliens on the mind: More importantly Xenomorphs

Thinking about Aliens and chess.

Do Xenomorphs even give a damn about chess? I have been having aliens on the brain. If a Xenomorph could play chess would you let it? Xenomorphs are so friggin scary would you stand about five seconds in the room.

You'd seriously have to have a fucking tv monitoring it. It may think of Chess as an insult and whip the TV. Either way I wonder. I really do. If it did. It's claws would move the pieces maybe with precision. Or maybe you'd be dead. Because it is right above your ass...slobbering or letting it's acidic drool hit the top of your head.

Maybe while you play the Predator watches...invisibly.

-T