If Chess Pieces Had a Group Chat – Part 2 : The Blunder Games !!!
If Chess Pieces Had a Group Chat – Part 2: The Blunder Games📱 Welcome back to Board Banter, where the pieces don’t hold back and the strategy is questionable at best. Last match? A mess. This match? Somehow... messier . ( As requested by @TheFasterPanda ) . Haven't yet looked at the earlier one (Part-1) , go check it out by clicking on the link below - https://www.chess.com/blog/Tivrax/if-chess-pieces-had-a-group-chat
👑 Queen:
New game. New me. Let’s slay.
Knight—no forking your OWN team this time 😒
♞ Knight:
Oops 😅
In my defense, I move in ✨mysterious L-shaped ways✨
♜ Rook:
I’ve been in the corner for 17 moves.
I am no longer a piece. I am furniture.
♝ Bishop:
Day 47: Still can’t move.
Blocked by Pawn. Considering a career change.
♟️ Pawn:
OMG GET OFF MY BACK
I’M LITERALLY TRYING
♔ King:
Hey guys, not to alarm you, but I’m being hunted.
Send help. Or snacks. Preferably both.
👑 Queen:
Handled. I just took out three pieces and their confidence in one move 💅
♞ Knight:
Queen’s out here playing Minecraft while I’m still trying to understand where I can move.
♟️ Pawn:
BREAKING: Local pawn promoted to queen, immediately starts acting brand new 😤
“Call me Royalty 2.0” she says...
👑 Queen 2.0 (promoted pawn):
I HAVE ARRIVED.
All hail the glow-up 💅👑
👑 Queen:
Um EXCUSE ME—there can only be ONE queen and thats me !!!
♔ King:
Oh no. Here we go again…
♝ Bishop:
Still haven’t moved.
Thinking of starting a podcast: “Blocked but Blessed”
♜ Rook:
OMG WE CASTLED!!
Me and the king just did a lil’ switcheroo ....
♔ King:
Honestly best moment of my life.We finally bonded.
♞ Knight:
Accidentally forks own queen and king
👑 Queen:
I swear if you do this one more time 💀
♔ King:
Is this what betrayal feels like? 💀
♟️ Pawn:
Enemy’s down to their king. Let me at him!
♔ King:
It’s okay pawn, let the professionals finish .....
♟️ Pawn:
CHECKMATE, BABY
1-square legend. Who’s the turtle now? 🐢🔥
👑 Queen renamed group to “Carried by a Pawn.”
♝ Bishop: Can someone PLEASE let me move in the next game?
♞ Knight: LOL no.
To Be Continued......
Next up: Bishop starts therapy, Queen faces her clone, and the King finally installs a panic button.
