The BAD opening

The BAD opening is a troll opening where no matter what if possible move the b pawn one square and do the same with the a pawn and finally with the d pawn. That is why it is named like that because first you move your b pawn and then the a pawn  and then the d pawn.  This spelles BAD. If you do the same but move them 2 squares instead of 1 it is the super-BAD and if they are randomly placed it's the sub-BAD or the semi-BAD. You can play the moves with alternative sides.

Let's see where the peices develop in the BAD opening. 

The dark squared bishop if white and if black the the light squared bishop is feorancheted (not sure if I spelled that correctly) seeing the long diagonal. The other bishop developes normally. The ♞ beside the bishop ♝ that is feorancheted moves to d2 if white and d7 if black. The other ♞ can develop to any squares ecsept the edge. Finally you castle. 

Also there are something that I call the BAD gambit. 

This is the BAD gambit. 

Write down in the comments bellow what you think about this.