Lesson no 2, the Queen who sometimes forgets her place!

Hello again.

In this blog I'm going to talk a bit about the Queen. 

Yeah yeah, we all know who the queen is and how she moves and that she's the most powerful piece on the board. 

Or that's what we've been led to believe.

The queen has been brainwashing us for centuries !

She, the QUEEN, is actually a control freak!

She's suppose to stand next to her man (The KING), but then goes off to fight his battles.

No wonder the King is so out of shape. He moves so slow. Only thing the King can do quick is to castle.

See, scared to fight and instead hides behind his castles, hoping his Queen will take care of everything.

I say it's time the King takes back his role and be "THE MAN" !

Don't let her boss you around man. That's what they want. They get married to the guy so that they can tell you to, just sit there, do this, say this, go there. If you want to do something, it's ok! you can relax, the Queen'll do it for you.

Don't do it man ! You're the King!

Assume your role, she must just be happy with it.

The situation has gotten so out of control by now. As things now stand, everybody wants to be like The Queen, Even the pawns !

And more often the team forgets to protect the King and instead protects the Queen!?

That's what the control freak Queen does. She controls the Minds of the supposed King, the respected religious Bishops, the less educated pawns, the wild horses. The whole damn castle it seems.

She is so smart, she even has this lottery going on during the game. it goes like this:

Any (stupid)pawn that manages to reach the 8'th rank, wins the opportunity to become whatever he/she wants to be. This is what most pawns dream of.  Seems like there's many options, but there's really only 4 choices the pawn can make. He can't even decide to just be himself. Hahaha. Instead from the 4 choices, it boils down to actually 2 choices. You can become a queen? or You can become a horsey? 

But very very few pawns chose to become horses. Makes sense since the control freak Queen has been running things for centuries. It got lonely running things all alone for so long. The control Freak Queen openly welcomes the choice to Queen. And what's worst than a control freak Queen? It's two control freak Queens.

Either that King could either be a very very lucky King to have two Queens, or very unfortunate cos that's usually the high maintenance endGame.

Hope whoever read this crazy post, enjoyed it as much as I did writing it.