Troll Your Opponents: A How-to Guide

Alert: Before you read this, please recognize that I am not encouraging it, but idk. So, here you go.

1. When you are winning, sac your queen! It is a useless piece that has too much power for her own good. So, let her go. She stalemates more than she helps.

2. Bongcloud!!! Try it out! It is an amazingly strong opening. The king, the piece with the real power, actually does some heavy lifting. So many players say don't do it, but honestly, they just want an easy win.

3. When you're winning, everything is giveaway! Why? Because when you are winning, you don't have to save yourself. You can march your men into the trash, and you won't have to deal with the punishment you deserve for it.

4. @Dafatalmango made a great book called "Play Like Noob". Although you cannot buy it from him anymore because he is closed, somebody else might have it up for sale. It is a must-have for all trolls! Here is the cover if you are intrested:

5. Join Good Chess! It is a great club that I have made "Play Like a Noob" part 1 and 2 in. Join it here: https://www.chess.com/club/deleted-club-1

After that, here are the links to them:

https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/play-like-a-noob-part-1

https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/play-like-a-noob-part-2

I know that you are thinking about trying this out, but do not (pls).