How I am almost beat Magnus Carlsen
Yes, it's true. I had magnus down on the ropes, begging for mercy. But I blundered, I got forked, a nasty, dirty fork that will live on in my mind forever. Now he's going to become world champion, and I'll probably never get another chance. Oh well. Here's the game!
Oh, and in case anyone disputes the factuality of this game, this was a simul put on by ICC and Magnus was indeed magnus carlsen. You can read icc news or something if you don't believe me. And now: onto the game!