Cooking 101

Hmmm, ok, so you want to go on a date with your honey bear, but, covid stopped that from happening, so what's the next best thing...cooking at home. And most movies have pasta as the dish in romance movies... I am not romantically experienced. But you know what's the next best thing to being romantically experience? Watching romance movies and reading romance books and asking questions about life.

Step one: Buy the pasta. What? Thought it was something else? No, we are not making homeade pasta because that would take too long and I am lazy, but if enough people read this then I might make a blog post on how to make homemade past.

Step two: Boil around about 8 cups of water (or around 2 liters) Next, put the pasta in the water

Step three: wait for a couple of minutes

Step four: Cook the sauce (unless you're like me and hate pasta sauce, yes, I'm that type of guy. If you don't like pasta sauce then ignore this step)

Step five: strain the pasta

Step six: grab a bowl and place the pasta and sauce (again, ignore pasta sauce if you don't like pasta sauce) in the bowl, mix the sauce and pasta

Step seven: eat the pasta

Bon appetit *looks at camera* I said that right? Right?

Ok here's a little skit I made of how I think pasta was discovered. ehem:

Papioli I have made this, I call it pasta.

Sonioli, this inventionoili is useless, we have cheesioli and curds and milkioli

You never believe in me Papioli

*cut to five years later*

Sonioli, give me rentioli

Papioli, the pasta was a successioli

NANIOLI?!?!?!?!?

Ok, please don't sue me for me making this. I am not making fun of Italian people. Don't ban me...please, please don't ban me.