My submission for a thing I entered

Chess for dummies
Chess is a medieval game about two kings fighting to see who dies first. And for some reason, the queens join in this fight. The fight elevated to  a full on war with people on ponies, a walking tower like in elden ring, pawns that…pawn, they literally do what their name says. And the bishop, no, not the Italian one, the murder one, they move in a crisscross move set though. The pony knights go in an L shape move to trigger the opponent to get mad and rage. The pawn just, pawns it go straight and when killing it go crisscross once, also, I guess they’re all female since they can become the queen piece and all the other peices. Also, the queen has everyone else’s move set. Guess since they didn’t have women rights back then, they had women fights. The tower can swap positions with the kind and be side by side with the castle being in the direction of the where the king was.™