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Disorder in Court From a little book called "Disorder in the Court".

 These are things that people actually said in court, word for word.

Q: What is your date of birth?

A: July fifteenth.

Q: What year? A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

 A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: This myasthenia gravis--does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes.

Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget.

Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

Q: How old is your son--the one living with you.

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?

A: He said, "Where am I Cathy?"

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Susan.