The Atheism Blog Part 2
Since I am more familiar with the Bible than with any other religious text, here is a brief explanation of what happens (spoiler alert). Note that in the following text 'God' is capitalised, and so is any pronoun referring to 'Him', since this seems to have become the standard way.
God created the universe, and then He created the animals. But the animals don't worship Him, so He created humans to do that task. To make sure that the humans he created, Adam and Eve, will obey Him, He tells Eve not to eat the fruit from 'that tree over there'.
God then creates a talking snake to persuade Eve into eating the fruit, which she does. As a punishment for this, Adam and Eve are kicked out of the Garden of Eden, and every single human born after this event will be punished.
Several thousand years later, God decides that the Virgin Mary will give birth to Himself, and call Him Jesus. Then Jesus gets crucified by the Romans, and God said that Jesus has suffered enough, and that humanity is saved.
Then the rest is bull**** about how many people God got angry with and killed for no reason at all. The End.
Please feel free to correct me if I am wrong. Regards,
Brumtown.